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rubyvroom:

bluepeets:

The reason the tech literati don’t wring their hands more is obvious: the artifacts of internet life are personal—that is, not professionally or historically notable—and therefore worthless. The persistent erasure of what are essentially frozen experiences, snapshots of our lives, nakedly demonstrates how tech monopolies value the human commonality and user experience so loftily promoted in their branding—they don’t. And this is especially true in an era where involuntary data mining, as opposed to voluntary participation, is king.

this is a good article

Admittedly, the phenomenon of the self-eating internet may not be obvious when we think about it in the abstract; we need to break it down into its constituent operations. For example, I open my Instagram account to post on my Instagram Story feed that I’m writing this essay about internet nostalgia. There I can attach kitschy gifs to my story like fancy stickers—I look at my options, and the offerings remind me of various moments from my online past. There’s an image of sparkles that takes me back to the flash-based dress-up games I once played as a tween. There’s another gif with glitzy text that reads “Don’t hate me cuz I’m beautiful,” recalling the emotional trials of my Myspace days. And there is yet another gif that features a computer that bears a suspicious resemblance to the “My Computer” icon from Windows 95. These gifs come from Giphy, which has been integrated with Instagram for years. They’re lo-res, imperfect, and entirely decontextualized. These disembodied ghosts—ancient in computer years—blink back at me because tech companies know that, based on my age, I like them. And I do like them. I miss where they came from—it’s a place I’ve found is no longer there.

13moremade:

mega-bed:

13mo:

13mo:

when i was in 3rd grade there was this girl named sydney who was really nice but everyone thought she was weird cause she was obsessed with horses and were kinda mean to her but anyways she let me borrow her aragon books an i could only read like 5 pages of that shit cause it was so boring, and she was like, i know you didnt read my aragon book, i mirror watched you last night and since then ive been absolutely fucking terrified

same year we had a zoo field trip, she and her mom offered to take me so i felt like i had to repay her so  i stole a fuck ton of snacks from everyones lunches while they were feeding the elephants then i asked her mom if we could eat in the canopy zone away from everyone else and i gave them all the snacks & her mom was like “are you a mischievous spirit that my daughter has befriended ??” i was like no im a third grader … right after that they moved. i think its my fault

They probably watch you occasionally to this day

she fucking better she said she would protect me from imps

deadmomjokes:

i-jab:

flaming-fruitcake:

theocseason4:

I am LOSING my mind this is so funny

I want to watch the whole thing.

Ok but women are so strong like she is in so much fucking pain and is like fuck that im going to straighten my hair

In case anyone would like to know, they recommend you get to the hospital when the contractions become about 5 minutes apart, lasting 45 to 60 seconds each. So they should have been gone. XD

doodlematte:

zonerbonerz:

theheadcanonzone:

There’s a real duck that comes around Duck’s station sometimes and he made a mini version of his own hat that he puts on it whenever it shows up.

Duck, squatting low to the ground and waddling after an apathetic bird at 9:38 am: ‘cmere lil friend, Big Duck here is gonna make you look tight as hell

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“I’ll just… uh, leave this outside the door…”

bisexualbaker:

lyrslair:

why-animals-do-the-thing:

Please send cute stories about your animals?

Fun quirks of my cat, Night:

  • He likes stealing, so we started putting new toys in places where he could find them so he feels like he’s being sneaky and getting away with something, and that makes him love that toy all the more.
  • He has a rebel streak so there is one “forbidden” place in the house that isn’t really forbidden, we just gently nudge him away from it any time he’s there so again, he feels like he’s getting away with something. It has worked very effectively to keep him from other forbidden places in the house.
  • Recently he has taken to being super cuddly with me when I am not feeling well, but in order to accept cuddles I must be sitting in a very specific position on the couch and remain very still until he has settled and only pet him with my right hand, never the left. If I pet him with my left hand he will look offended and leave immediately.
  • If you go anywhere near a bathtub he will zoom into it and roll around making eyes at you trying to get you to turn on the faucet for him. Even when you are on the toilet. ESPECIALLY when you are on the toilet.
  • If my bf has been bedridden for a few days due to illness or injury, Night will carry one of his toys in and leave it on the bed for my bf. He does not want it thrown. If you make this mistake and throw it for him thinking he wants to play, he will look all upset. You can tell how concerned he is by the quality of toy he brings. Usually it’s just a poofball, but if he brings in his blue bunny you know he thinks it’s serious.
  • The blue bunny is HIS FAVORITE TOY. I got it at a dollar store never knowing how much he’d love it and now I can’t find the same kind anymore so we’re desperately hoping it never falls apart beyond repair or he’ll be devastated.
  • He does not understand the concept of what a cat bed is for. When he was younger we had to unplug the heated ones and remove the heat pad from them because he kept dragging them around to different places. We tried getting him a bigger bed but he still did not recognize it as bed. For a very long time, no matter how many times we moved it, the blue cat bed would be found stacked vertically against his cat tree. We do not know why he made this interior decorating choice, but apparently that’s Just Where It Goes and we gave up trying to change it.
  • If you pet him while he’s happy and sleepy he coos like a pigeon.
  • He is super smart and I had to make him a puzzle box to keep him occupied as a kitten. He has long since gotten bored with it and we really need to make him a new one.
  • Blankies are the best things ever.
  • One of his favorite games is for you to wave your arms and go “ooga booga booga” so he has an excuse to zoom at top speed around the house. He will actually come at you in a ferret-like war dance to taunt you into chasing him for this very purpose. But you HAVE to make the sound otherwise he’s not sure you’re playing and it makes him nervous.
  • Every night when it’s time for his soft food he hops onto the back of the couch to get kisses and will not jump down until he had decided that the correct amount of kisses have been delivered.
  • This has become such a part of the routine that the other night when my bf forgot kissies time and started to carry the food bowl down the hall, Night tried to trip him up and lead him back to the couch to rectify the mistake.

Please tell Night that I love him.

bunny-butch:

See, I totally understand the importance of rejecting the earlier tumblr drove to catgoroze every possible element of someone’s personal identity to the most minute detail, with no room for ambiguity, using an ever widening list of obscure terminology. That has the obvious problem of not accounting for the messiness of real experience, and of submitting to the authoritarian social logic that one must make themselves easily comprehensible to others with defined boundaries for their desires and experiences.

But while we abandoned the terminology, we didn’t abandon the logic. We don’t demand to know if someone is demiplatonic or alloplantonic now, but with the fewer categories we fell back on (lesbian, gay, bisexual, butch, femme, etc) we redeployed the same logic of “these must be clearly defined categories with strict boundaries that are comprehensible to all; anyone who refuses easy definition is some sort of evil trickster and/or reactionary.”

And now we have angsty posts complaining about bi women saying “I’m so gay lol” and rigidly defining butch identity with no regard for historical example or contemporary practices. Its the same demand for standardization and control, just with a smaller vocabulary at its disposal.

arrghigiveup:

Chinese Kids Are Getting Their Parents, Their Parents’ Parents, And Their Parents’ Parents’ Parents Involved In A Meme

There’s a new meme in China, and it’s very wholesome. The challenge, called “four generations,” includes four generations of family members making an appearance, from youngest to oldest. A son would call his dad, who then calls his dad, who then calls his dad. And a daughter would call her mom, who calls her mom, who calls her mom. The results are super cute.

The videos are being shared on video app Douyin, the Chinese version of TikTok, under the challenge name, “Four generations under one roof.”

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This is legit the cutest and most wholesome meme omg